5 Neat Baby Products for Travel
People, including teeny babies, have been around a lot longer than these contraptions, but they sure do make stuff easier.
Why Even BPA-Free Plastic Bottles Are Inferior to Glass
Something I noticed awhile ago was that some of the cheapest baby chew toys I’ve seen are stamped with a label that says “BPA Free.” It’s the teeny kid version of organic, I guess, implying that the toy was somehow healthier than others. It was suspicious to me that such obvious piece of crap toys would…
Quit Lying About Your Kids
No One Believes You or Your Child is a Saint I guess I can understand a little story embellishment but why the hell do some parents feel the need to full on lie about their kids? I don’t get it. They’re awful little bastards, sure, but aren’t we proud enough of them to tell it like…
What I Miss Most About Life Before Motherhood
Let me start with the mandatory disclaimer that I love my kid and all that crap. I couldn’t have asked for a better one, have always wanted to be a mom, and have never regretted it. Ok now that that’s out of the way – there are definitely things I miss about life Before Neko…
360 Cup Product Review
We recently got a 360 or Wow cup, and then we immediately got another. Looks like this is going to be a positive review. I heard about it on Facebook from a comment on an angry post of an angry mom who was angry that no one had told her she was supposed to at…
Make Fun of Your Kids
Little known secret: kids can be stressful. I can be a lot cooler about wiping the poop off his fingers if I’m looking forward to the story I’m going to tell his father.
How I Taught Baby Daddy to Swaddle Like a Champ
Baby-Daddy, aka Shelby, was quite nervous about his upcoming role as a father. I felt like I spent weeks researching how to do everything from bathing the grubby to how far apart the slats on their bed cages are supposed to be. Shelby did not have the luxury of tons of idle time in front…
People Breeders 